The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 26, 2021

Or is it a Fish-Bit?

Just wait til he discovers peloton

Next she will work all day to “fill her rings”

next he’ll be getting the latest in wristwatches – a fishticks™…

That’s one small step for a man. But man you need to get a deodorant.

Never skip leg day.

And it only cost him a a couple of fins!

He can always check his weight, he is covered with scales!

And it actually works underwater too!

You only need 5999 more steps to reach today’s goal!

If the fish could see what’s ahead, he might want to walk this step back.

Another 11 steps, and he’ll truly be dry!

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Way to go, fishy.

hmmm, fin-bit

I didn’t realize they were so waterproof.

Tomorrow’s arc Neil Armstrong’s first moon step, followed by baby’s first step the list goes on and on.

Great Moments in evolution and Fit Bit marketing right before the Pelican swooped down.

One small step for a fish; one giant step for evolution.

It also paid of watching those how-to videos on Youtube.

I can’t afford one that seawater doesn’t destroy.

I can walk 4 miles at one time and only get maybe 1 zone minute on my fitbit. I have actually yelled at it saying, “I had SURGERY! On my KNEE!” 4 miles at once is a huge achievement right now. I mostly need the feedback from my sleep and heart rate anyway. I walk with a dog who does not walk in a straight line and has to stop now and then to eat something dead or even walk back to something. Or stop for no apparent reason at all.

What’s John Cameron Swayze doing here?

One small step for fish, one giant step for evolution

One small step for a fish, one giant step for fish-kind!