why change who he was? 99% of the people i have seen are so made up to cover the imperfections. instead of spending a lot of time viewing the person i quickly glance when i pay my respects and spend most of my time talking with the family.
And put his glasses on him! My mother told us before she died that she wanted to be buried with her glasses on. So she could see well when she got to Heaven!!! People that wore glasses most of the time should have them on in the coffin, so they look more like themselves.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Three was heading for a prime grave site.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
though some might have thought him odd, they still made sure the deceased had a prime casket,
Superfrog over 3 years ago
His number was up.
Bilan over 3 years ago
No matter what you do, he’ll still look odd.
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
Another blanket “like” here for a Comments column full of bad – that is, terrific – puns. Keep up the great work, folks.
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
I see we don’t have to worry about number 1 or 2.
Dirty Dragon over 3 years ago
Three down?
Everyone stand up for a rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”.
drycurt over 3 years ago
I heard that 7 8 9.
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago
But Three’s days of multiplying are over.
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Shouldn’t Three be in a triangular casket?
pcolli over 3 years ago
Dead reckoning?
cdward over 3 years ago
Death always comes in threes.
cdward over 3 years ago
The second I saw this cartoon, I knew I was going to enjoy everyone’s wordplay. Thanks, everyone, for the smiles.
Doug K over 3 years ago
“We say goodbye to number Three.” “Well, Four, you’re next.”
iggyman over 3 years ago
He got caught up in the Numbers Racket!
Croms over 3 years ago
“Hey, I’m a Mathmortician. Not a Mathmagician.”
bhamdodger over 3 years ago
It should have been mathemortician.
kelese over 3 years ago
Sigh, struck down in his prime.
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
5 + 4 = 9 – Must be a family business.
pathamil over 3 years ago
They worked him to death at the m&m factory…
backyardcowboy over 3 years ago
The Numbers just don’t add up. (By the way, Number 9’s name is, Morty.)
uniquename over 3 years ago
So much for the third strike.
What’s (who’s?) in the other half of the casket?
BillyeR Premium Member over 3 years ago
HaHa! You’re Killin’ me!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Naughty Number Nine.
j.l.farmer over 3 years ago
why change who he was? 99% of the people i have seen are so made up to cover the imperfections. instead of spending a lot of time viewing the person i quickly glance when i pay my respects and spend most of my time talking with the family.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Just as long as it doesn’t cause a division in the family.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
When your numbers up, your number is up. You can not beat the odds.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
So you finally get to attack that mustache that you’ve hated for so long.
paranormal over 3 years ago
And put his glasses on him! My mother told us before she died that she wanted to be buried with her glasses on. So she could see well when she got to Heaven!!! People that wore glasses most of the time should have them on in the coffin, so they look more like themselves.
harvey812abc over 3 years ago
He was so young!
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
His daughter will be attending with her plus one.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Where the heck are 3-Jr., 2, and 1?
Digital Frog over 3 years ago
I’m surprised at who the mathemortician is, I thought 789…
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
Cremation doesn’t care.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
At least we know he wasn’t divided. Otherwise it would be closed casket.
tinstar over 3 years ago
This is rather grave humor… funny, though!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
So what is the take-away from today’s strip? But on the plus side…
jr1234 over 3 years ago
Guess at this mathmortuary 987