The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 28, 2021

What’re they going to do? Dig the coffin up so she can be buried next to him some day?

I guess he is all that’s left over…

You can leave this side open but I don’t want to see that trollop he was with when I shot them.

Was he beside himself?

Why did his butt need to be in the crisper?

Cool.

It’s his final Westing House.

I bet it doesn’t dispense ice cubes.

I wonder if they will leave it plugged in?

It’s common practice to open graves to put other family members in…even urns with cremated remains of a loved one…

Is he going to turn into a science experiment after a few months in there?

Close the door and the light stays on!

Isn’t this cryogenics? where’s the extension cord?.

He should have gotten one with the bottom pull out Freez-her for her.

In a few moments the beeping will start.

Would this also be known as the “deep freeze?”

The way this reads, it sounds like she is the inventor.

“How he would have wanted it?”

I’m pretty sure he would have “wanted” to STILL BE ALIVE!

Where’s the little ice-thingy!?

Shouldn’t the door have shelves on it?

R.I.P. Kelvin Nator.

He’d rather you were in the other side.

He should be on the left side. That way, they could freeze him until it’s time to put her in there also.

Glad it wasn’t the ’frig with the ice & water dispenser. Now if he invented the one with the viewing window they could keep ’em on ice indefinitely!

Now, after that remark, everyone in the room felt a chill.

What’s the warranty and will he be told to change it every 5 years to save energy?

Well, he’s going to wind up being a snack anyway.

Funerals like this just leave me cold

Makes me wonder how they buried the inventors of the guillotine — who was not, in fact, Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph-Ignace_Guillotin).

RIP Mr. Amana

Is there a built in ice maker? If so, and he goes to the bad place, will Hell freeze over as a result??