The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 27, 2021

Try duct tape!

Q: What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn’t cut off?

A: Van Stay

Pandemic humor. I wonder how long that’ll stick around.

Erie.

Ouch! That attendant is about to get an earful!!!

He will have to Gogh elsewhere…or get there ear-ly before the guard is on duty…

This sounds like a violation of the “Americans with Disabilities” act.

Medical exemption!

Some people wear kerchiefs here, the ears are not involved!

He only cut off a bit of his ear.

Makes sense to me. What’s more immersive than wearing a face mask?

This made me laugh out loud!

Didn’t Van Gogh cut off his left ear?

WHAT?

Sorry sonny, can you speak a little louder.

Sorry sonny, can you speak a little louder ?.

Ha!

Same for Evander Holyfield.

He has a mask. He’s even wearing it, though the guy stopping him hasn’t said that that’s a requirement, much less specifiying how he should wear it.

Ear savers. Stretchy band with buttons or hooks on it that you wear on the back of your head. The mask straps attach to the buttons/hooks instead of your ears.

LOL! PERFECT! (and a really great show too!)

He needs an N95 mask they sell in hw stores. They go around your head instead of on your ears.

Time to break out the Plague Doctor mask, Vinnie.

Took me a moment – very clever! (But I don’t think he was that wide; remember – starving artist?)

Somebody’s going to get an earful.

For those who don’t know it, this is especially funny because there is a high-tech multimedia immersion show of VG’s work currently touring the country.

But he has a mask. It’s just not covering his nose or mouth…

I think it was actually his left ear he cut off.

Sky isn’t so starry now, is it?

Anyone here not get it?

Maybe he didn’t h ear you..

What some people may not know is that the Immersive Experience is a show of Van Gogh art.

Erm, didn’t Van Gogh cut off (part of) his LEFT ear?