The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 16, 2022

He just put his eyes on last.

on the other hand, it is on your head!

They must be the engineers working on the new spudnik.

There are more placement options with a real potato.

No, no, no, no, no. Today I’m self-identifying as a spastic, neurotic, self-abuser with just a touch of pedophilia, thinking that I’ll quit my job and live off peddling drugs that I’ll steal from CVS. However, AOC said That Job was already taken. There may be an opening after the midterms. So, in the meantime I’m going to try for workman’s comp

- Why ya askin’?

- Picasso ya look so weird

Remember what the spud dude said:

“Heed your head. Heed your head. Heed your head”

Must have been a Monday!

A Common Tator and his pal making a cameo again.

How could Hal put his arms on in the wrong place? How could he even put his arms on?

High five!

looks like hal went out and got fried again last night…

There was a princess potato who wanted to marry the TV news man. Her dad the King potato refused to let her because she was a royal potato and he was just a common tator…

It’s always dark where potatoes live.

None of those multiple eyes have good night vision.

the french fry is kind ominous

The girl friend is trying to be “a peeling” in the picture.

Perhaps Hal’s last name is Picasso.

Potato Love songs: “I only have eyes for youuuuuu…..”

He looks like he ran into a spud-mobile…

No, that’s not it. My wife got a new food processor and I got too close…

Maybe he should get up later. 7:00 is too early. I’d suggest getting a potato clock.

(Read it out loud…)

He’s just a common tater on his coworker’s appearance.

He’ll have to stand up to talk…

He had a terrible time putting on his face.

My wife hates it when I awaken our young dormant buds or eyes.

Just trying to get a leg up.

Wake and bake often leads to odd fashion choices not to mention poor nutrition for breakfast.

I think it was Lewis Grizzard wrote a book Don’t Bend Over in the Garden Granny You Know Them Taters got Eyes. Nothing about this just potato humor.

I dont find that statement amusing, Dave

“no, I’m just feeling the effects from getting smashed last night”

“Nope. I was in the mood for a Picasso. Here’s your sign.”

The french fry is . . . odd. Would it be a poster or character for a horror movie?