The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 08, 2022

smells like ur-in there…

I don’t get the fishies. Anyone?

It’s their fault for not springing for a coffin with a proper flush.

Life is like a row of “Andy Gump” port-a-potties. You never know what you are gonna get.

RIPeeee! Sorry!

this probably made the donaldsons flush with anger…

I’ll like this joke just for the halibut.

It wasn’t funny but I laughed for the halibut

Poor Gramdma….she ended fish emulsion for the cemetery grounds..after they FIN-ished, they’ll have a buffet…

Port-A-Johns don’t flush. I’d call this miss.

“No, No!!! We wanted Grandma buried at Sea, not at Pee!”

This one missed me — fish get flushed not portapotteed

Odd – when Nemo tried that, he got away!

This ’toon is swimming with the fish.

The port-o-let was put there for the proper disposal of Grandmother’s remains. Unfortunately, the fishy funeral home forgot to replace it with a headstone after the service.

Let’s be fair. Absolutely, freaking brilliant.

Took me a minute…ewww

I usually bury my dead fish in my kitchen windowsill flowerpots. It nourishes the soil.

That’s what you get for going to Funerals R Us.

Not, I and demand explanation today!

Well, they pee in our drinking water, so I guess it’s fair.

They definitely don’t look gold-fishy to me.

A public viewing for a fish in the cemetery. On a Scale of 1 to 10, fintastic.

Shouldn’t this have a “No Dumping” sign next to it?

Swing and a miss…usually I’m not so let-erally minded.