The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 11, 2022

is he the one who produced all this James Bond movies?

His wife doesn’t carrot all.

Little do they and poor Floret know that Frank is a stalker!

Frank doesn’t like broccoli, but they have a mutual hate of Brussels sprouts in common.

They don’t like “Stew” though!

I’ve wondered what Carrot Tops been up to

Lettuce talk about vegetables.

Just don’t try to get Frank to eat broccoli (ever again).

Frank still hates broccoli. He just hung a ‘Bite Me’ sign on his back.

They finally solved the root of their social ills.

I’d like to squash any asparagusations about a weird salad orgy!

♫ Call any vegetable and the chances are good ♪

♫ That a vegetable will respond to you ♪

“I hate broccoli, and yet, in a certain sense, I am broccoli.” -The Tick

MMMMMM cream of broccoli soup.

Maybe he prefers the stems. I thought that was celery initially. Made me want a Bloody Mary.

Frank likes to share his emotional cabbage.

Eat every carrot and pea (pee) on your plate. A friend’s favorite saying.

Well, I happen to know she was stalking him. That would butter me up.

“I know that you’ll feel better

When you send us in your letter

And tell us the name of your, your favorite vegetable."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO05ZgGI7Q0

They’re expecting little baby brussels sprouts.

“Call any vegetable and the chances are good, that vegetable will respond to you.” – Frank Zappa

Two carrots were walking downtown, deep in animated conversation and not paying careful attention to where they were going. They stepped into the street and were struck by a bus driven by a cabbage. The husband was closer to the bus and much more seriously injured. When his wife saw the tomato and zucchini who loaded him into the ambulance shaking their heads, she became even more worried. The police officer, a squash, who put her in his squad car and followed the ambulance to the hospital, tried to reassure her, but she was distraught. And, indeed, with some justification. At the ER, the doctor, a cucumber, gave her the bad news: “Ma’m, your husband will live, but I’m sorry to have to tell you that for the rest of his life he’ll be a vegetable.”

See, when Cauliflower shows up, you KNOW its about to get freak-kay… California Blend, uh huh.

Some steam and some garlicy butter, and your off. Too much innuendo?

if the carrot walks up with celery is it the carrot and stick approach…?

Cute! ❤️