Have you heard the story of Randolph the brown nosed reindeer, he is the one who travels behind all the others, the problem is he can’t stop as quickly as the other reindeer and always ends getting a brown nose.
Had a former coworker that was hypersensitive to most laundry detergents. He was being sent to Venezuela for a couple of weeks so was going to have to do laundry while on the road. His wife thoughtfully packed him a large ziploc of their hypoallergenic detergent… Only reason he didn’t get pulled aside longer was that nobody generally smuggles drugs into Venezuela….
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
Hey, those reindeer got high somehow!
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
Riding that plane, high on cocaine… apologies to the Grateful Dead.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 1 year ago
The Magic Dust! That better not be Santa’s stash.
iggyman over 1 year ago
It’s only flour, I swear!
Doug K over 1 year ago
This reminds me of the Randolph the Two-Gun Cowboy parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
cdward over 1 year ago
Reindeer need planes? Especially after all that white stuff, you’d think he’d be flying high already.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
After the Randolph incident, Santa began running background checks on all of the other reindeer.
KenseidenXL over 1 year ago
Ya blew it! “Randolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer….”
MayCauseBurns over 1 year ago
They made weed legal in NY, and plastic bags illegal. Now when you’re arrested for possessing a bag of p0t, it’s because of the bag and not the weed.
Nuliajuk over 1 year ago
It’s icing sugar. All those gingerbread houses need something.
earthshatteringbass over 1 year ago
Why does my little flying dude need to take a plane?
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
“Randolph with your nose so white/ Why won’t you sit still tonight?”
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
It’s fake snow. When I’m in a warmer climate, I scatter it around so I’ll feel more at home.
jputting over 1 year ago
Have you heard the story of Randolph the brown nosed reindeer, he is the one who travels behind all the others, the problem is he can’t stop as quickly as the other reindeer and always ends getting a brown nose.
tomfromthe50s over 1 year ago
I thought Randolph was the brown-nosed reindeer!
Claude Badley over 1 year ago
Well, you try flying to every home on Earth in one night without a “little helper”!!!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
The reindeer were sworn to secrecy…never tell they transport illegal fairy dust over the boarders.
SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago
Talk about you White Christmas! Wheee!
phillip w over 1 year ago
He’s going to end up on the Judges dining room table.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
How do you explain this to a young kid that still believes?
paranormal over 1 year ago
The reindeer have to make their magic somehow…
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reindeer been snorting powdered sugar again/
mwksix over 1 year ago
Just make sure it’s not Anthrax!
stamps over 1 year ago
It’s just snow!
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Randolph: “We ran out of paper bags.”
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
It’s not mine. It belongs to the coke Santa. :)
bannisterkr over 1 year ago
What about Redolph the Rude-Nosed Reindeer?
dlaemmerhirt999 over 1 year ago
WOW! I didn’t know this was allowed in comics! Excellent.:D
Digital Frog over 1 year ago
Had a former coworker that was hypersensitive to most laundry detergents. He was being sent to Venezuela for a couple of weeks so was going to have to do laundry while on the road. His wife thoughtfully packed him a large ziploc of their hypoallergenic detergent… Only reason he didn’t get pulled aside longer was that nobody generally smuggles drugs into Venezuela….
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Salt lick shavings?
sandflea over 1 year ago
It’s either sugar, flour or salt.
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
He also goes by the name Don Jr.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
The earliest dehydrated form of Coca Cola.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
now he wishes he’d just taken a powder…
Ukko wilko over 1 year ago
I thought Randolph was the brown nosed reindeer. Right behind Rudolf, he could run just as fast… but couldn’t stop as quickly.