The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 13, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She, not he, and that’s impressive lifting power, but how is she going to pull the trigger?

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    an armed drone…scary!

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    Digital Frog  over 1 year ago

    careful, it’s loaded with yellow jacket hollow points

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 1 year ago

    When I find myself in front of a pistol,

    Mother Hiver comes to me

    Speaking words of my doom,

    let it, bee

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 1 year ago

    I got to have a shot

    ’Cause what you got is, oh, so sweet

    You got to make a lot

    Like a bumblebee I look when I eat

    Gimme all your honey

    All your combs and beeswax too

    Gimme all your honey

    Giddyup! I can kung fu

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    MayCauseBurns  over 1 year ago

    They know what beauty looks like because they are bee holders.

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Seems to be a sticky situation.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    I guess that gun is a derringer. A bee-shooter would be less weighty.

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    bigger Nate  over 1 year ago

    Didn’t he star in The Sting?

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Better do what “he” (a “trans” worker bee?) says. That’s Eliot, and he means Bee’s Ness.

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    Budster01  over 1 year ago

    This is a good time to wax eloquently…

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Why Mister Bee, my honey is standing next to me!”

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    His colony is on stand by in case you won’t give him the goods, they’ll swarm on cue! So buzz off, Frank, and give him the combs!

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    mfrasca  over 1 year ago

    Well, I’m a king bee

    Buzzin’ around yo’ hive

    Well, I’m a king bee

    Buzzin’ around yo’ hive

    Well, I can make honey, baby

    Let me come inside

    - Slim Harpo

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    Malph  over 1 year ago

    Stimpy! Helup!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    It’s a stickup!

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    mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She’s obviously a classic bee movie villain.

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    SmashedHat  over 1 year ago

    His honey is none of your beeswax!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A two-fer

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    sandflea  over 1 year ago

    Oh Lord. The NRA’s arming insects now.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    It seems a sticky situation.

    The honey or your wife!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Honey thief,

    You are making me crazy.

    From a rose or a daisy,

    Just bring that nectar home.

    —apologies to Sir J. P. McCartney

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    And Frankie never noticed her two thirty-eights?

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    Alternate ending to “The Swarm”.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Why are the humans’ arms above their shoulders?

    At least the bee is well-armed.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    I beelieve him, that’s not his regular stinger…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Not Funny, no comment.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Is anybody going to help that poor man?” ( Blazing Saddles )

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 1 year ago

    Wonderfully silly!

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    ars731  over 1 year ago

    The Killer Bees lesser known but still dangerous cousins Robbery Bees

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    WHAT? Nobody told him he should mind his own beesness?

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