The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2023

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    And the dead shall rise.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    He was just trying to bring a little levity to the workplace.

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    He was fired after he cut a woman in half.

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Gag me with a spoon, a Floater.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    abra-cadaver eh David?

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Working with a stiff subject.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Next trick: The Hula Hoop will turn of itself around the waist. The record is 101.

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    backyardcowboy  over 1 year ago

    M Balmer….. Good one Scott.

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He will coroner the magic market one day.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    He catches them at the precise moment their souls leave their body…

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    golfgranny47  over 1 year ago

    Hahahaha!

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    They prefer science to magical thinking.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    When David’s around, things always turn autopsy-turvy.

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    timdrescher  over 1 year ago

    Coroners are clever mentalists, they really get inside your head.

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    phillip w  over 1 year ago

    Funny

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Giggle!

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    Meh, itwas a dead end job anyway.

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    Digital Frog  over 1 year ago

    Sure he’s a great showman now. but back in those days his delivery was still rather stiff.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    He’s not dead. He’s pining.

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    kmccjoe1  over 1 year ago

    Even after death, they make you jump through hoops…

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    For my next trick, “The Dead Shall Rise”…

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    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    He always wanted a job with a coroner office.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago

    M. Balmer, Medical Examiner? Really!

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