The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 05, 2023

The creation of the water moccasin.

this must be pre-hiss-tory

If that doesn’t work, 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen could be worth a try.

Or maybe an HO gauge train set,,,,,for Christmas.

He has an infinite sense of humor.

Always experimenting, what a sense of humor! Like when he built a playground next to a sewer plant.

But first, he should combine the Quark Quack Duck with the Alpha Beaver.

Peroxide moccasin …. Kills foot fungus

HOO came up with this idea?

Every snake around here is a rattle headed copper moccasin

Hydroperoxyl moccasin?

Up next, the Duck-billed Platypus!

The Bada Bang project.

One of these experiments came back to haunt him in the Garden of Eden.

I once owned a pair of moccasins but they weren’t snakeskin boots.

Water is composed if two gins: Oxygin and Hydrogin.

Oxygin is pure gin, while hydrogin is gin and water.

Right after the Water Moccasin came the Aqua Sock. Weird. You’d think it would’ve been the other way around.

You could cross a hydrogen moccasin with a sulfur moccasin and get a really stinky snake.

I wonder how many idiots in this country don’t even get it, even if it is wrong!!

God doesn’t need a lab. God field-tests His creation.

The nature of god is doubt.

He’s really into threesomes.

That wiley old snake in the grass.

You should try the helium moccasins. It’s like walking on cloud nine.

It should be H2O not HO2. Bad stoichiometry

God needs to experiment? How disillusioning! I thought He knew everything (and assuming there’s supposed to be a water joke here, by the way, one thing He obviously doesn’t seem to know is the chemical formula for water).

Only angels have halo’s, not any god…

That would explain the Duck-Billed Platypus.

why did it have to be snakes…?

It’d be hydroperoxyl radical or perhydroxyl radical. Too bad he blew his own joke…