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Only two-year old thoroughbreds are allowed in the derby. I liked pacers better: two minutes for a mile race. Quarter horse races are like, “andThey’reOffTheWinnerIs….”. I like to lose my money slower than that.
Unfortunately this joke falls flat with anyone who knows anything about horses or horse racing. But, I suppose it wouldn’t make sense to a lot of folks if he’d said “I want to win the All American Futurity at Ruidoso Downs.” We Arabian owners enjoyed razzing the Quarter horse people by asking why would you want just a quarter of a horse when you could have an Arab?
rekam 12 months ago
Check them out before you agree to buy one, buddy.
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
More like half horses.
ronaldspence 12 months ago
you should see them run an eighth of a mile
oldpine52 12 months ago
Are those Russian race horses?
SHIVA 12 months ago
How would you ride one of those??!!
i_am_the_jam 12 months ago
What about whole horses?
Bilan 12 months ago
The guy’s going whole hog to get the complete quarter horse.
mr_sherman Premium Member 12 months ago
Don’t bother. They’re half-fast.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 12 months ago
Hmm, Quarter Horses are bred for sprinting short distances, i.e., a quarter mile.
crochetkid24 Premium Member 12 months ago
Somehow that just looks wrong to me.
markkahler52 12 months ago
Got any high horses?
Bilan 12 months ago
Didn’t Hopalong Cassidy have a quarter horse?
ewaldoh 12 months ago
Did he bring a box of quarters; or are those chocolates?
Kilrwat Premium Member 12 months ago
HINDquarter Horses.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 12 months ago
Just the breeding part is a good trick.
uniquename 12 months ago
I can see why he wants the Kentucky Derby. His hat is ugly.
Nuliajuk 12 months ago
I’m pretty sure only thoroughbreds are allowed to run the derby. There are other races for quarter horses.
elbow macaroni 12 months ago
Lame as usual
walstib Premium Member 12 months ago
Send in the Clydesdales (and that wagon they are pulling).
prrdh 12 months ago
This reminds me of a joke on the old Hee Haw show:
“What’s the difference between a horse race and a political race?”
“I don’t know. What’s the difference between a horse race and a political race?”
“In a horse race, the whole horse runs.”
paranormal 12 months ago
There’s two in their pens, that’ll bring him 50 cents…
hoffquotes2 12 months ago
It will cost more than limes
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
For quarter horses, they aren’t half bad.
Milady Meg 12 months ago
Only two-year old thoroughbreds are allowed in the derby. I liked pacers better: two minutes for a mile race. Quarter horse races are like, “andThey’reOffTheWinnerIs….”. I like to lose my money slower than that.
Lablubber 12 months ago
And their nickel and diming me.
floralian 12 months ago
Umm, I have to ask. What’s in the box?
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
I envision a similar gag with a 17th-century warrior getting a “quarterstaff” much shorter than he expected.
iggyman 12 months ago
The 50 cent horse became a rapper!
zeexenon 12 months ago
He’s going to need a leg up on this one.
TIMH 12 months ago
You can have them 4 for the price of one.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago
It’s just a hobby of his.
6turtle9 12 months ago
Two-bit horses.
christelisbetty 12 months ago
They’re at the pet food store.
PaulGoes 12 months ago
They’re called quarter horses because they use two bits
mistercatworks 12 months ago
3/4
NaturLvr 12 months ago
Unfortunately this joke falls flat with anyone who knows anything about horses or horse racing. But, I suppose it wouldn’t make sense to a lot of folks if he’d said “I want to win the All American Futurity at Ruidoso Downs.” We Arabian owners enjoyed razzing the Quarter horse people by asking why would you want just a quarter of a horse when you could have an Arab?
SavannahJim Premium Member 12 months ago
Those look like the parts they threw away to make centaurs.