The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 09, 2024

Different incentives.

Where’s the one chasing the car?

when do their front legs get to pedal?

Hmm. I wonder if any real gyms have treadmills with videos of beautiful women in those track outfits running in front.

Did you notice the name of the equipment? Petloton.

Later thy all got dog-tired!

If you show a human leg, they might do the “hump”

A version of this for cats might have a red dot dancing about on the screen. But even that would only hold their attention for a few minutes, and then they’d resume napping.

It’s the catch of the day!

Modern version of Pavlov’s dogs

The one to the left is chasing a stick.

What? No cat chasing?

They’ve been at it for Rover an hour.

We need one of chasing a rabbit at the treadmill.

“Mailman” may not bebm such a popular choice this week.

They should be on treadmills. That way all 4 legs would get a workout.

Audio is playing “Who let the dogs out?”. :)

They need tandem bikes for all 4 legs (or the other comment suggestions)

What, no boy’s seat?

My dog keeps chasing people on bicycles. I have no idea where he’s getting them from.

Puppatron. Subscription based of course.

Maybe they can cross train using a Bow Wow Flex.

Next room over: Lawyers chasing ambulances.

Peddling petaling pets as comedy.

“Petloton” – you could also go with “Pawloton.”