Hopefully he’s not too smashed to drive home. I say he… Mrs. Potatohead may be into something new after the breakup. No traditional clues other than the short claret.
Two things; Did she tell you how many tots she has? And how crinkly she is without her makeup? On the other hand, she is sweet, or as she says, I yam what I yam. He’s from the O’Gratin clan and not very classy. His favorite pickup line is “this spuds for you”. His folks named him Julienne but his friends call him Curly.
oldpine52 about 2 months ago
If she drinks very many glasses of wine, she’ll be loaded too.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
She’s stuck up.
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
he looks half baked!
iggyman about 2 months ago
He’s chive talking!
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
So it did, you son of a gun!
nosirrom about 2 months ago
He just said that to butter himself up.
phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago
If he drinks too much wine, he might lose his balance and spill his contents. Then he’d be filthy rich.
Doug K about 2 months ago
She thinks she’s pretty special. That was pretty rich coming from her.
cracker65 about 2 months ago
With a flat top
MacGuyver about 2 months ago
Half the man he used to be.
joe piglet Premium Member about 2 months ago
Her eyes are on his bacon bites.
Slowly, he turned... about 2 months ago
That’s great but put your clothes back on!
nsaber about 2 months ago
I bet he’s hot…potato!
Nuliajuk about 2 months ago
He’s a bit cheesy.
flemmingo about 2 months ago
A little sour with the cream?
CrzyDyeman about 2 months ago
He looks a bit stuffy
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
I used to go on dates twice baked. Didn’t work out.
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
Mr. Potato Bowl?
jconnors3954 about 2 months ago
Not fried?
uniquename about 2 months ago
He’s not all there.
DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago
Groan. And, ewwww.
stamps about 2 months ago
He’s half-baked.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 2 months ago
Hopefully he’s not too smashed to drive home. I say he… Mrs. Potatohead may be into something new after the breakup. No traditional clues other than the short claret.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
Two things; Did she tell you how many tots she has? And how crinkly she is without her makeup? On the other hand, she is sweet, or as she says, I yam what I yam. He’s from the O’Gratin clan and not very classy. His favorite pickup line is “this spuds for you”. His folks named him Julienne but his friends call him Curly.
PoodleGroomer about 2 months ago
She didn’t mention that she has issues with dairy.
Lablubber about 2 months ago
He certainly doesn’t need to be buttered up.
Stephen Gilberg about 2 months ago
He’ll bring home the bacon.
Stephen Gilberg about 2 months ago
Wait a minute. Lady, aren’t you married?!
zeexenon about 2 months ago
With … yummy bacon, cheese, and sour cream.
DagNabIt! about 2 months ago
She asked him to defend himself, but he just sat there and spuddered
paul about 2 months ago
I think she has eyes for him.