The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 11, 2025

don’t expectany satisfaction!

Nothing that can’t be solved with Mother’s Little Helper.

(What a drag it is getting old)

She’s shattered by the news.

That could be extra painful. Rolling kidney stones.

She sounds upset. Must be her 19th nervous breakdown.

Dear Doctor, Come On, Can I get a Witness?

Lady Jane says: Don’t You Lie to Me!

Doctor responds: Get up, Stand up, Goodbye Girl- Hate to See You Go, so head Down the Road Apiece.

Lady Jane says: I need Emotional Rescue.

You can’t always get what you want.

“It’s a sticky operation, I’ll have to wear two pair of gloves to protect my fingers.”

Inject her with morphine to relieve the pain.

Yes, that’s right. Jag ’er.

;oB

Too much :Brown Sugar" might give you “Sticky Fingers”!

She had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce. ?!?!

‘Feeling the stone go passing by, it is the sorest thing, I’m just laying on a gurney, I’m just trying to tie my gown… I am not waiting for health insurance, I am just waiting on a Surgeon. ’ – or something Rolling Stones.

But it’s all right now, you thought it was gas. It’s all right now, those kidney stones will pass, pass, pass! One, two!

I suffer from kidney stones quite frequently. I don’t like them. I like the rolling stones even less.

the band seems to be rocking it in there it seems. :j

And stoned.

That’s the problem with Rolling Stones.

The doctor caught that just in the Mick of time.

And they look terribly torn and frayed.

LOL!

Just rock and roll them out.

Well, same to you…lol

“ It seems to have broken some blood vessels.”

“ Oh well, Let it Bleed.”

They would have to pick THAT albus cover image. LOL - I saw the Rolling Stones live in Chicago on Nov 28 1965. They and I were very much younger. -

Ti-ii-ii-me…ain’t on my side…anymore…

Even way back in the late 80s (?) when the Stones were doing the Steel Wheels tour, our local DJ was calling it the “Steel Wheelchairs Tour”…

Now Ma’am, if you’ll just get your Ya-Yas out.

I laughed at this a lot harder than I should have

Nice one son…Well done

Would her condition require the whole band?

Eat a peach…Oops, wrong band.

just have a Jäggermeister

I groaned. It’s super-ridiculous and… oh well, I LIKED it anyway.

“Well, at least it’s not under my thumb.”

Better than having Kidney Beatles.