The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 12, 2014
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The schools seem to have an awful lot of difficult rules these days. Nah. It's all normal precautions. We all wear the same color uniforms, y'know, cause of gang colors. And no hoodies or collarless shirts cause y'know... Thugs where those... And no full-size backpacks in class, only the useless string backpacks. And no talkin' in the cafeteria... But... Oh, and they took out all the garbage cans. The kids kept throwing things in them. I gotta go to more PTA meetings.
stlmaddog5 almost 11 years ago
The sad part is this is based on reality.
pschearer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Not to mention the cop at the door, metal detectors, drug tests, and lock-down drills. I wonder if my high school still sings “Soon, all too soon, our school-day joys are gone”.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Agreed Sarah.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Are you going to drag Larry along with you?
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Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
No garbage cans? Where are you to put the garbage?.Couple of years ago some people at work complained about no little waste baskets to drop the paper towels after washing their hands., They would use the paper towels to open the doors from the hallway back to the office floor. So extra baskets were put by the doors – both inside & out..I complained a few times – had my boss send out a building wide email that people are not to throw, but actually make sure the towels get to the basket and not on the floor. They would leave their mess on the floor! .Since no one listened/read the emails – I took away the baskets. If you’re not going to use them – then you don’t need them. …… No complaints.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
The measure of how far the ‘safety’ insanity has gone is that neither recognizes the insanity of it. No shock and outrage, which would be the reaction if we still lived in an age where good sense prevailed. No, it’s merely “difficult rules” and “normal precautions” — which bland acceptance is plenty disturbing in itself. But then I’m old enough to have grown up before this incremental infantilization had taken root, and so have no trouble recognizing — and saying — that it’s stark raving mad.