The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 23, 2014

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Oh, wow. I really would enjoy a bite of something chocolate... Scanning the house... Fridge? Chocolate syrup. Ew. Secret stash? All emptied after winter blah days. Ice cream? Long gone. Pantry... No chocolate snacks or dessert. Cabinets? Chocolate sprinkles for cupcakes. Last resort. Kids rooms- 5 lb. Hershey bar in Toby's room... Off-limits now due to tantrum. Possible Halloween leftovers. Double ew. Any of a dozen boxes of Christmas candy left? Ha. Don't be absurd. Ask Frank if he has chocolate? Frank is crazy. Only keep segments. Baking chocolate? M&Ms lost down the couch cushions? Search has reached limits of sanity. Search is over. Phase II: reason to go to the store that doesn't sound like I want chocolate. Scanning the house...