The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 23, 2014
February 22, 2014
February 24, 2014
Transcript:
Oh, wow. I really would enjoy a bite of something chocolate... Scanning the house... Fridge? Chocolate syrup. Ew. Secret stash? All emptied after winter blah days. Ice cream? Long gone. Pantry... No chocolate snacks or dessert. Cabinets? Chocolate sprinkles for cupcakes. Last resort. Kids rooms- 5 lb. Hershey bar in Toby's room... Off-limits now due to tantrum. Possible Halloween leftovers. Double ew. Any of a dozen boxes of Christmas candy left? Ha. Don't be absurd. Ask Frank if he has chocolate? Frank is crazy. Only keep segments. Baking chocolate? M&Ms lost down the couch cushions? Search has reached limits of sanity. Search is over. Phase II: reason to go to the store that doesn't sound like I want chocolate. Scanning the house...
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unnormal over 10 years ago
I swear . . . Greg must read my mind!-No . . . he probably reads his own.
Egrayjames over 10 years ago
I would have stopped at chocolate syrup. Search over!!
cabalonrye over 10 years ago
Greg Cavens has installed cameras and mind-reading machine in my house, I swear
magicwalnut Premium Member over 10 years ago
Looks like my mother when she was out of cigarettes….
Marisa Ruffolo Premium Member over 10 years ago
Oh wow! This is so me. LOL!
ickymudd over 10 years ago
Sigh! This is NOT funny,to the ones that suffer addiction.
Chrisstopher over 10 years ago
I just had a Milky Way bar for breakfast. Yum!
Perkycat over 10 years ago
I can’t remember a time my house did not have chocolate in it.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“Where are you going, dear?”“To the store. I have to get some, uh… coffee filters!”“Get the extra large bag, oh, and get the ones with the cherry fillings this time!”
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Got the program down
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed Sarah.
Number Three over 10 years ago
Sarah needs her chocolate fix!
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QuietStorm27 over 10 years ago
I have an emergency crispy bar in my glove compartment. Bought it from a fundraiser.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
If the baking chocolate is semi sweet – it will do in a pinch. .I would hide my chocolates under some paper in a shoebox, put on the very top shelf (needed a chair) and pushed to the far back with stuff in front..And mom would still FIND MY STASH!!!!!!
M2MM over 3 years ago
I make chocolates and candy (in my “spare” time), so I’m never out of either. But there’s always an excuse to go to the supermarket…. milk & bananas! :D