The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 23, 2015

You’re holding a losing hand, Larry. Fold. Fold now.

I retired to where I use to vacation…..and I have a “vacation home view” from right where I am sitting. My wife and I still like to go someplace else once or twice a year, but it does seem odd calling it a vacation when we’re already retired.

Nice try.

Some vacations can be really special in my opiniion. It broadens your horizon and gives you a break from the everyday grind. As a woman, being away from home gives me the time to relax, because although i like my home, in a staycation i would still be cooking, cleaning and doing oddjobs.

It’s time for Sarah to take a vacation by herself and leave Dad, Granpa, and the boys to fend for themselves.

And leave again if the house is a mess when she gets back home.

It’s too late Larry.

Be a sport, Larry. You two might go away somewhere and never want to return home!

xxx

Nice try, but… no.