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Day 1 - back from vacation Whoa! Nice chin whiskers, Grizzly Adams! Day 2 - back from vacation Left your razor on your trip, Larry? Day 3 - Ooh. Lotta gray in there, Bucket. Goin' hipster, I guess? Day 4 - really back from vacation. Mornin' M.
Nothing beats my Mom : Honey, the beard or me!
That was a good 40 years ago. Still happily married.