The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 17, 2015
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Transcript:
Ok, class. Here's your first essay assignment for the new school year. What I did over my summer vacation. No, we do that during the chapter on cliche. This essay is what I will have done over next year's summer vacation. Feel free to describe, in loving, lavish detail, all the sleep you'll get, the social media you'll obsess over, and the video games you'll beat. Essays are the ones that are more than 140 characters, and don't have photos, right?
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