Have you ever seen any of these places they call “the Grand Canyon of [fill in the blank]”? With a name that starts with “Grand Canyon”, they can’t help but disappoint. But “a Modest Little Canyon Whose Presumption Will Amuse You”, that’s worth the trip.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
How do you feel about the Passably Mediocre Canyon?
waynep338 over 5 years ago
Or can we go to the $100 canyon?
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Have you ever seen any of these places they call “the Grand Canyon of [fill in the blank]”? With a name that starts with “Grand Canyon”, they can’t help but disappoint. But “a Modest Little Canyon Whose Presumption Will Amuse You”, that’s worth the trip.
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Skip the trip and go find an IMAX showing. WooHoo! Seatbelt time!
tcumming over 5 years ago
How about checking out the pothole in street around the corner?
derdave969 over 5 years ago
Heck, go to Cleveland. If you’re lucky they’ll burn the river for you.
well-i-never over 5 years ago
You’ll find that and more on Google Earth.
david_42 over 5 years ago
Bryce Canyon would work
NobodyAwesome Premium Member over 5 years ago
There is a “Grand Pothole” near my house. We could go hiking around it. The physically fit go down and try to come back up.
bryan42 over 5 years ago
I have lived within 300 to 500 miles of the Grand Canyon nearly me entire life and have yet to go see it. Doubt I ever will.
Sneaker over 5 years ago
Just go to a nearby stone quarry and look at it.
celeconecca over 5 years ago
just don’t make plans for the great blue hole of Ohio
fix-n-fly over 5 years ago
How about looking at pictures of the Grand Canyon? That should be affordable for now…
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
I tried to compliment my wife once by telling her she reminded me of the Grand Canyon. She hit me… (I simply meant her rugged and natural beauty)…