The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 16, 2021

Think of it from their side, Eddie, if they DON"T bite, they die!

Looks like me after visit to Ukraine. Hundreds of bites! The little blood suckers must have a yearning for American blood, Mrs wasn’t even touched.

Nah. Bugs are like honey badgers.

the bugs flying around while i am walking on the trails in the woods at one of our Metro park are really bad this year because of the heat and humidity. i use natures fly swatter to swat them away…. a small twig that has fallen off an oak tree that has several leaves on it. i carry it during my entire walk and swat them away with it. especially when i stop; the amount of bugs flying around increases then.

They have a primal urge.

I mix up a 10% clove bud oil solution in sesame oil (I buy it in the cosmetic section) to keep bugs and fire ants away. Works wonders. I also rub clove bud oil on the bottom of my door sills to keep critters out of the house.

Two possibilities:

1) They don’t speak English.

2) They don’t have ears, so they can’t hear you. I like this option because you would think the constant buzzing would drive them crazy.

Let the squishing commence!!!

Little dude is making me itchy and sad.