The Buckets by Greg Cravens for January 11, 2024

Poor kid, gettin’ called ugly so early in the morning and by his own Mother!

At first I though he had got hold of his mothers fake eye lashes and stuck them on.

Magnet eyebrows?

I tried growing a mustache once. It looked like a scrawny caterpillar with mange crawled over my lip and died.

Snidely Eyelash?

I’ve seen ads with real men using typically women’s beauty products. Attractive is not how I’d have described them

Makeshift Mustache malfunctions are not a pretty sight!

Yeah, the Ugly Shop.

Genius! But not on Toby’s part.