There are really no such things as dinosaurs. God buried their bones in the earth to test your faith. And you failed, you’re going to hell, Glenn and Gary! (snork!)
What I heard and believed, dinosaurs were in the Ark with Noah and his family. But after the flood, they all vanished. You’ll find it all out in heaven one day.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
“Now you tell me!”
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Well at leas it wasn’t will you marry me?
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
There are really no such things as dinosaurs. God buried their bones in the earth to test your faith. And you failed, you’re going to hell, Glenn and Gary! (snork!)
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Death confessions.
PICTO over 12 years ago
Now ’s the time to tell her “Yes those scales do make your a$$ look big”.
iced tea over 12 years ago
What I heard and believed, dinosaurs were in the Ark with Noah and his family. But after the flood, they all vanished. You’ll find it all out in heaven one day.
NuttyBob over 12 years ago
Yep. They’re mentioned in the Book of Job.
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
@ Nabuquduriuzhur: It’s ALL a test. And you failed and are going to HELL! And I’m going to Heaven! (snork)
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
@ Grainbelt: A near miss is a hit … Remember George Carlin? (“They NEARLY missed … but they didn’t! Kapow!”)