Girl: "Daddy I locked the keys in the car. Can you buy me another" ?
I used to know a woman like that(a classmate actually). She can’t get married in my home state anymore because there’s a limit of how many times a person can be hitched(7 times).
and the windows are down and it looks like it’s gonna rain
Haven’t we given Paris Hilton enough attention already? Or is that one of the Kardashians with a blond wig?
and, Daddy, while I’m waiting can you buy me a tush liposuction?
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Barker62 almost 10 years ago
I used to know a woman like that(a classmate actually). She can’t get married in my home state anymore because there’s a limit of how many times a person can be hitched(7 times).
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
and the windows are down and it looks like it’s gonna rain
Already Fuzzy almost 10 years ago
Haven’t we given Paris Hilton enough attention already? Or is that one of the Kardashians with a blond wig?
pierreandnicole almost 10 years ago
and, Daddy, while I’m waiting can you buy me a tush liposuction?