The day before the Titanic's maiden voyage, Captain Edward Smith does a little grocery shopping.....
I notice it didn’t rip the side out of his grocery cart.
Heads will roll
Don’t buy any green bananas…
We know what happened – he was told to shape up or ship out.
it seems the iceberg lettuce holds water a little better…
The luckless Captain failed to register his invention of the grocery cart, and it was to be another 25 years until Sylvan Goldman invented it anew in 1937.
I think the old hag squeezing the apples is in bad taste too…
^Pushing her thumbs into the avacados is worse.
Too Soon, man, too soon.
Spoiler Alert. It Sinks.
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Farside99 over 8 years ago
I notice it didn’t rip the side out of his grocery cart.
P51Strega over 8 years ago
Heads will roll
tahoeh2o over 8 years ago
Don’t buy any green bananas…
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
We know what happened – he was told to shape up or ship out.
carlosrivers over 8 years ago
it seems the iceberg lettuce holds water a little better…
Peam Premium Member over 8 years ago
The luckless Captain failed to register his invention of the grocery cart, and it was to be another 25 years until Sylvan Goldman invented it anew in 1937.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
I think the old hag squeezing the apples is in bad taste too…
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
^Pushing her thumbs into the avacados is worse.
James Henry over 8 years ago
Too Soon, man, too soon.
Jim Kerner over 8 years ago
Spoiler Alert. It Sinks.