I wanted someone intelligent and good at listening. So I decided to date my smartphone.
But after she clicked that phishing link, it left her for someone smarter.
How smart can a phone be, if it messes up so much on it’s auto-correct?
Siri?
Might as well. It’s the only thing that gets her attention.
I guess she can always put the ringtone on vibrate…..
A true Match made in eHarmony heaven that’s just so Tinder!!
Yes, milk works best but ice cream works instantly. Problem with I.C. though, is that it doesn’t stop the burn for as long as milk [goes away quicker].
Hopefully she won’t be able to reproduce…
So there is an app for that, too!
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Farside99 over 8 years ago
But after she clicked that phishing link, it left her for someone smarter.
burkeknight over 8 years ago
How smart can a phone be, if it messes up so much on it’s auto-correct?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Siri?
cdnalor over 8 years ago
Might as well. It’s the only thing that gets her attention.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
I guess she can always put the ringtone on vibrate…..
tbally57 over 8 years ago
A true Match made in eHarmony heaven that’s just so Tinder!!
buick322 over 8 years ago
Yes, milk works best but ice cream works instantly. Problem with I.C. though, is that it doesn’t stop the burn for as long as milk [goes away quicker].
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Hopefully she won’t be able to reproduce…
route66paul over 8 years ago
So there is an app for that, too!