The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for November 21, 2023

I know they can puncture a steel belted radial.

How hungry are you, Gunther? Pierpoint should probaby go and check out the landfill just now!

They’re a form of hair, so if you like hair in your food, give it a try.

Apparently not. The remains of a porcupine lie in a shack where we hunt. Even the bones are gone, but the quills remain.

Apparently the dumpster menu has gone stale. The camping season is just about over. Fewer hors d’oeuvres.

If you coat them in clay and bake them the quills come right off and the tender tasty goodness remains.

you know what Gunther…? We need to get some exercise… Let’s go down to the campground and see what the campers have on the barbie…!

DON’T WORRY PIERPIONT-HE WANTS TO EAT JASMINE!

About as digestible as bear claws. And for the same reason.

Don’t worry Pierpoint …… quills have to many sticking points ….. :)

They might make a good toothpick.