New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 20, 2013

And then send in Oprah to finish them off.

Is that a BIOLOGIST joke?

But lobsters aren’t red until they’ve been cooked.They’re normally greenish brown, or bright blue in a few mutant versions.

Did you know that blueberries are red when they’re green?

Everybody get outta here, there’s a lobster loose!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9cBc-TQESI

Back in the ’70s, WNCI in Ohio had a morning show in which lobsters would stampede. The cry always went out for “get the butter and lemons”. I was so proud to become a member of the morning club. I still have the certificate somewhere.

Blind them with pepper and lemon gas grenades.

Yum yum!

This arc is becoming an MST3K episode.

Yes you did, and for that you get a nice big tail ( lobster, we’re taking about ) !

Don’t forget the tongs!

Drawn butter:

Photographed butter:

“World War C”? (Crustacean)