New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for December 20, 2019

Start observing Chanukah.

When the lords start leaping, remind them you’re the queen and tell them to stop.

“The chickens are in the chimes!” ;-)

This reminds me of the twelve thank-you notes of Christmas – the thank you note for the 12th day comes from a lawyer. I like Pab’s take of this.

Just be glad it’s not the Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas, Queenie.

Easy to get out of this. Just let Prince Albert out of where he is.

Just seven more strips to go!

Only one way out now… Feet First.

Maj, just use some of the “profit” from the total 2019 value of $38,993.59 to get the mess cleaned up…

https://www.marketwatch.com/press-release/its-a-silent-night-for-12-days-of-christmas-prices-according-to-pnc-2019-11-20

Have Shakespeare put on Twelfth Night.

Hit the Escape Key.

Mad Magazine’s “Muddle on the Orient Express” (ca 1974) built on the original’s repetition of “twelve” in Poirot’s final exposition by adding “and there are twelve days of Christmas.” Lauren Bacall’s character interjected, “Somebody confess before he sings all twelve verses!”