Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 21, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Omnipotent Superhero! The Movie! God-Man: Hi, I'm God-Man...uh...and I stink! Heh-heh. Woman: Uh, God-Man. Why are you so, like, lame-o? God-Man: Heh-heh. Because I suck. Heh-heh. God-Man Fan Club Boy #1: Guys! Check this out! God-Man: Look at me! I'm a doofus! Boy #2: It...it's horrible! Boy #3: Something must be done about this! Boy #1: Let's spread the word across all of God-Man fandom! And, so - Yo, It's Groovy News Home Groovy News Rumors Joss Rumor Groovy News God-Man, The Movie With its sub-basement production values, and execrable acting, it's hard to see why most powerful superhero got the sloppiest cinematic treatment. This makes Affleck's Daredevil look like Citizen Kane. I give it 4 RIOT-AND-KILL-AMBASSADORS. Man #1: God-Man is in dire need of our help! Man #2: RIOT! Man #3: Murder in the name of God-Man! Man #1: Where IS God-Man?! Man #2: I must concentrate on informing God-Man of this grave insult! NEXT A few miles away, God-Man is saving children from a broken bridge when his omniscience power receives a mental message - Voice: God-Man! Several jerks made a bad video insulting y... God-Man: I'M BUSY!
Nebulous Premium Member about 12 years ago
I’ve often wondered why the members of certain religious groups think that their deity/prophet/savior is such a wimp that he needs them to defend his honor.I mean, he provides ‘Acts of God’ for every OTHER minor infraction, often with considerable collateral damage. Why does he need THEM to plot revenge over a simple insult?
Mostly Water Premium Member about 12 years ago
In the name of god all hell breaks loose. So it has been and so it will be.
pschearer Premium Member about 12 years ago
Why has nobody pointed out that this video was nearly unknown in the Middle East until Egyptian TV reported on it? Is there any non-governmental TV in Egypt?
Linguist about 12 years ago
" Religion is the pap for the masses because the masses are asses. "Lois Young
Spyderred about 12 years ago
Same as saying he wanted Muslims to do their dependable thing of stealing, killing and destroying. What a people. If they really believed in their version of God, Allah wouldn’t need their help. This is what happens when a religion is so tainted with politics and struggles for power.
jpozenel about 12 years ago
Aren’t all organized religions just versions of the God-Man fan club?
memoryinuse2 about 12 years ago
Each is a valid expression of a conscientious attempt to define the purpose of Ones’s existence. it concerns the wiring of the brain…personal Lore.
MiepR about 12 years ago
Excellent comment.
thebaldtexican about 12 years ago
Nebulous… it might be because if anyone actually ‘looked’ into their messiah, they’d see he was a despicable excuse for a human… pedophilia isn’t really cool, when it comes to messiahs…