Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 21, 2012

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much !

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    richardj  almost 12 years ago

    Ellen DeGeneres did this idea a while back on her sitcom, though she didn’t have a “res judicata” pun.

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    kapock  almost 12 years ago

    Looks like Judge Scalia is going to issue a writ of mandamus! (He’ll take the man, and stop pretending about the damus.)

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    Christopher Shea  almost 12 years ago

    “The Tool Shed” is indeed a great name for a gay bar.

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    pumaman  almost 12 years ago

    Daddys, where did I come from? Well kid, we gave my sperm to a nice lesbian and she gave birth to you and gave you back to us. Then I gave her some more sperm so she can have her own kid to keep. All works out nicely!

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    runar  almost 12 years ago

    Justice Scalia went in for a colonoscopy. They didn’t see any polyps but they did find his brain.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 12 years ago

    Are they using Robert Bork for Marley?

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    sfbleek  almost 12 years ago

    Bork is a LOT heavier

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    maybeinthenextworld  almost 12 years ago

    I;ve seen many men like Scalia in the places I go and do the things that I do.

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    Clobbered by Science Premium Member almost 12 years ago

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    I once heard someone speculate that some of the most outspoken homophobes who think sexual orientation is a choice are actually gay or bisexual. So they are people who have resisted their homosexual urges to identify as heterosexual. (How happy they are playing straight or whether they slip up or not is a different question.)

    Therefore, they think everyone has had those urges and makes a deliberate decision to be gay or straight. The ones who choose to be straight (like them) have made the right decision, while those who are gay have made that choice as a result of being weak, hedonistic, sinful, mentally ill, or all of the above.

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    ickymungmung  almost 12 years ago

    Sing out Scalia!

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    Pro-Lick  almost 12 years ago

    What about the world where people are born with constantly hard and full assault rifles as their sex organs? Why are you leaving the NRA out of fantasy worlds? This is another plot by Obama against guns, isn’t it.

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