Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 27, 2022

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    The soul enters the body the moment it can breath/is alive. Genesis 2:7 bible, A soul is a living, breathing person.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 2 years ago

    What’s the old saw about believing a corporation is a person when Texas executes one?

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    Send the blastocyst away. It’s an undocumented, non-citizen person. Where’s ICE when you need them.

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    Decepticomic  over 2 years ago

    Man, good thing blastocyst isn’t black (maybe), and Nerrex, Inc is primarily white-owned. Otherwise, person or naw, that cop would’ve shot them both to death after pulling them over.

    america sucks.

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    Display  over 2 years ago

    Let’s hear a theocratic ReThuglican troll explain the stages of gestation. Once. One time. Go ahead.

    They cannot tell you what a zygote is.

    They cannot distnquish a fetus from a red kidney bean.

    Theocracy is not a founding principle of this nation. It should never be a factor in our government. Your right to freedom of religion ends when your theocracy starts to try to tell others how to live their lives and what they can and cannot do with their bodies. If you doubt that then you have to also open the door to things like strict adherence to Sharia law. That is not happening in the USA.

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    Zesty  over 2 years ago

    Cop can still ticket them for not wearing seatbelts, right?

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 2 years ago

    I will believe that corporations are people when Texas executes one.

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    Thomas Overbeck Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Meanwhile in Oklahoma…

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    GaryCooper  over 2 years ago

    Guns have more rights than (post-birth) people.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Those who mock Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson for declining to define “woman” should be compelled to define “person” on national television.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 2 years ago

    You know, I live in Jackson County, Mo. (supposedly the location of the Garden of Eden, according to the Mormons). I don’t have a point, just wanted to brag…..

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    banjoAhhh!   over 2 years ago

    Yeah…The Mormons…one of the best scams in all of history.

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    Kip Williams  over 2 years ago

    I’ll believe Marvel super-villains are people when one stays dead.

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  over 2 years ago

    Check their toenails.

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    Broacher  over 2 years ago

    Sixteen cells? What if they’re on their way to being twins? Quads? Could be a full minivan in there! Oh the… multi-cellular humanity.

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    Super Fly  over 2 years ago

    Two feet, two soles.

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    Broacher  over 2 years ago

    Complete this joke setup: A blastocyst and a corporation walk into a bar…

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    byobg  over 2 years ago

    um, hello? I believe you mean “peach tree dish” – read a science book, people!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n9gL32e8UY

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