Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 22, 2022

Timeless.

Reptilican cards read: Peace on Earth and good will toward my tribe members ONLY.

“Lost the rhyming scheme,” he said. “Well, I’m done, it’s off to bed.”

Happy Holidays to all ♥

If this were a pure flix production, the Grinch would’ve been the only one saying merry christmas, and everyone in Whoville would’ve been persecuting him SO much because christians are the most discriminated of any people today.

God’s not dead, but they kind of wish they were.

Happy Festivus for the rest of us. We are setting up the pole this evening.

AND, of course, the Cons have started their annual “War On Christmas” nonsense again…the exact same nonsense they have been spewing for DECADES!!

WHO BOY !

My favorite thing to do to the brave Americans defending Christmas from secular humanism is to wish them a “Happy Christmas” rather than a “Merry” one.

It makes them angry, just not in a way they can complain about.

This strip is totally wrong. The Faux Christians are never the victors, only perpetual victims.

This is from 2005. Fox News has been fighting The War On Happy Holidays for even longer than I remembered.

I’ve been wearing my uniform since late September. Like the song I used to sing when I was a kid, “Jingle bells, Christmas smells. Chanukah is best.”

Who is seriously taking offense at calling Christmas a “Holy Day”??

He puzzled and puzzed ’til his puzzler was sore.Until he discovered his puzz — on the floor.

An all-time classic!