Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 01, 2023

To RubenBolling: You have said the actual truth

Guess What Happens Next!

˙,lɐǝɹ sı ǝʇɐƃɐzzıd, pǝssǝnƃ noʎ ɟı sʇuıod snuoq ʎʇɟıɟ *

Great slogans in American business:

You deserve a break today.

Don’t leave home without it.

Fly the friendly skies.

Go F yourself!

Connect the dots and make a pillow sham! (Deep Curb Your Enthusiasm cut.)

I hope Ruben’s not the recipient of a thermonuclear law suit.

Sad but true. Sad, because this guy could do great things if he shut his mouth, kept his viciousness inside, and stuck to technology.

But that’s never going to happen.

My suggestion is that he goes over to Mars to scout out the place. He gets a tinfoil hat and maybe some snacks, maybe a Tesla to cruise around in. I’m not a monster.

Wow, I can’t wait to see the hyperbole you’ll expend on me.

Capitalism made this guy a billionaire.

This guy… THIS guy… Sooo, capitalism sucks. Agreed?

Sigh… I know. Queue the mentions that only “unregulated” capitalism sucks.

Why does Elmo hate capitalism?

I suppose truly despicable people have always been among the prominent. But we seem to be losing the will to turn away from them.

I was surprised that he didn’t change Twitter to Q for, you know.

The Donald Trumps, Elon Musks, and George Santoses of this world all know that it doesn’t matter what they say about you, as long as they say it. There’s no such thing as bad publicity. They will do and say anything to keep their name in the media spotlight.

The biggest fear megalomaniacs have is being ignored and forgotten!

It’s pitched above his maturity level.

It’s hard to grow up a rich white boy in apartheid South Africa, and not be a flaming racist.

Hmmm. Not one of Mr Bolling’s better efforts. Musk is such a freak that “parody” and “satire” are inevitably lost in the background noise.

Telling his advertisers not to come back was a bold, courageous move. He has won the support of the sort of people who cannot be seen in public without masks because the fear the mockery of people.

He will be the dark horse nominee at the GOP convention this year.

Shame on you, Bolling. It’s a well-known established FACT that Musk’s family fought AGAINST apartheid in South Africa. So he used the F-bomb…like YOU never have??

Shame!!!

Sigh. If Elon had stuck to technology instead of being distracted by his shiny twitter-toy, we’d probably have Americans on the moon and an affordable electric car in every garage by now…

I see Mr. Bolling actual believes the Media Matters scam.

“World’s Most Evil Corporations Worried X Might Tarnish Their Images”

To Elon, American slavery was just a jobs program with free room and board. No, wait – that’s Ron DeSanctimonius. My bad! Wouldn’t want to cast aspersions on the guy who pushed Pizzagate in the year 2023!

Now convert to a Haiku….it’s fun!