Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for February 15, 2024

Thinks: “You didn’t have to bite my head off over that! I’m not the one that left the toilet seat up last…”

Some head.

Praying mantis’ are responsible for that expression? Who knew?

I hope he wasn’t the breadwinner in their family. It’s like the proverb says “Don’t bite the head that feeds you”.

So much for that quickie.

That’s one nasty hickey.

Perfect cartoon for the day after Valentine’s Day.

Ten minutes ago, in the bar: “Might as well have another beer. Wife’s going to bite my head off when I get home anyway.”