Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 20, 2020

Spud is really 78 years old.

Spud, you might want to use a player from a sport televised more often than once every four years.

Ok, so who threw the tight spiral?

Wallace’s heart is big enough for everyone. ’Nuff said.

Wallace is wearing a shirt? That can’t be right!

Somehow, I can’t picture Wallace playing table tennis.

I had to look that one up. had no idea who it was.

Table tennis champions must be very popular in Spud’s world.

And see, Spud, this is why you’re not the popular one.

Hey Will! The seagull’s asking about you again! What, do you owe him money or something?

Spud’s not wrong! His is a pretty interesting story. Wallace is a Marty Reisman in the making, but only if he focuses on one thing.

Is Wallace wearing a shirt?

A kid with a propeller beanie??? Does anyone even make those any more?

Last time I saw one was when my doctor gave me my college entry physical. He said he had just examined a kid, but I think he just enjoyed wearing it.

Only one way to regain your popularity (if you ever had it): march in to the dark woods – alone -and find Sasquatch!

Balderdash! And, get off my lawn you stupid kids!

Wait didn’t Forrest Gump beat Marty Reisman?

Wikipedia says “Martin ‘Marty’ Reisman (February 1, 1930 – December 7, 2012) was an American champion table tennis player and author.”

had to google that guy

what!? there in england!?