Well, I’m glad to see things have advanced with respect to our mothers. When I was that age, I was afraid of “breaking her back.” Although it would be a hard choice between that and having a monster sieze me for a “tasty snack”…
I grew up on a block with lots of Mothers and sidewalks right out of a earthquake disaster movie. Despite hop scotch, skipping and running with abandon every kid’s Mom was upright, strong and healthy so us young’uns laughed at such a medical impossibility. Ha! Ha we say! After a morning of playing in the car junk yard across the dirt street my little brother and I ran home for lunch and saw our uncle’s taking my Mom out of the house on an old door and putting her in the back of a pick up truck. She was wailing that she couldn’t sit up! Of course this made my brother and me horrified. My Uncle Ro… well, let’s call him Uncle Wiseacre, put his arms around us and very quietly asked, “which one of you stepped on a crack?” Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! (For those wondering…slipped disc. Whew) Wallace sure does love his Mom.
angelolady Premium Member about 3 years ago
Poor Will Henry down in the sewer again.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, it saves poor Mom’s back.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Someday The Feral One will make a psychiatrist rich.
Ida No about 3 years ago
Wallace blew the narrative structure of the chant. Fortunately, Sterling had the sense to save the rhyme. Spud’s not all he’s cracked up to be.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 3 years ago
For a brief moment, I thought “It is in our house” meant the zombie!
imagenesis about 3 years ago
I think Pennywise, the clown from “IT” is saying Will Henry… Spoº°ºoky!
Durak Premium Member about 3 years ago
Gotta teach that one to my grandkids.
jschumaker about 3 years ago
Wallace’s creativity is amazing.
cathluk about 3 years ago
I want to be in Wallace’s world!
Kawasaki Cat about 3 years ago
I love it!
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, I’m glad to see things have advanced with respect to our mothers. When I was that age, I was afraid of “breaking her back.” Although it would be a hard choice between that and having a monster sieze me for a “tasty snack”…
vorlon42 about 3 years ago
A five-word sentence from the Feral One! Holy cow!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
A better take on an oldie……
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Sterling’s favorite saying.
Some nerd who likes comics about 3 years ago
Love this one
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 3 years ago
I never liked that off shoot “zombie” brain eaters.
ricekook almost 3 years ago
I grew up on a block with lots of Mothers and sidewalks right out of a earthquake disaster movie. Despite hop scotch, skipping and running with abandon every kid’s Mom was upright, strong and healthy so us young’uns laughed at such a medical impossibility. Ha! Ha we say! After a morning of playing in the car junk yard across the dirt street my little brother and I ran home for lunch and saw our uncle’s taking my Mom out of the house on an old door and putting her in the back of a pick up truck. She was wailing that she couldn’t sit up! Of course this made my brother and me horrified. My Uncle Ro… well, let’s call him Uncle Wiseacre, put his arms around us and very quietly asked, “which one of you stepped on a crack?” Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!! (For those wondering…slipped disc. Whew) Wallace sure does love his Mom.
wordsmeet almost 3 years ago
Everybody knows Gary is Will Henry’s alter ego. :D