“wrestling bears, part time” – Reminds me of an old magazine bit by the Czech humorist Jaroslav Hašek, who wrote about a sport trainer I think, who every morning would keep fit by fighting barehanded a large Bengal tiger. He would admittedly feel “somewhat numbed” after the exercise, but he would still recommend everybody to stay in top shape by wrestling, each morning, a big Bengal tiger.
The only drawback is, if one is doing their job right, they would hopefully not need to pull out the explosives any more than a mere couple of times throughout the whole season.
Otherwise, I could see Wallace doing such a job. Seems like the sort of job he’d enjoy doing, even without the “kids love explosions” angle.
Ida No about 10 hours ago
If you need a reference, Wallace, I’d be happy to act as one for you.
saobadao about 9 hours ago
Sounds like a plan
SteveHL about 8 hours ago
Colorado and Rhode Island are so close that Wallace should be able to commute with no problem.
Vote for Linux ! about 8 hours ago
Timberline Resort offers a never-ending ski season. They’re the only resort in the U.S. that is open all 12 months of the year.
einarbt about 8 hours ago
Think both of these ‘jobs’ will have been taken over by AI by the time Wallace is a grown up.
222jo about 7 hours ago
Beautiful 2nd panel !
VanLaser about 6 hours ago
“wrestling bears, part time” – Reminds me of an old magazine bit by the Czech humorist Jaroslav Hašek, who wrote about a sport trainer I think, who every morning would keep fit by fighting barehanded a large Bengal tiger. He would admittedly feel “somewhat numbed” after the exercise, but he would still recommend everybody to stay in top shape by wrestling, each morning, a big Bengal tiger.
Calvinist1966 about 5 hours ago
As a kid, I also loved explosions. Many kids would love to have a job that involved setting off explosives.
bobpickett1 about 5 hours ago
a grand ambition
bobpickett1 about 5 hours ago
a grand ambition
Drakonus about 4 hours ago
I too want to be a demolitionist Wallace. Explosions are fun.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 4 hours ago
So cute how Wallace is resting partway on his dad in the last panel!
posse1 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
I’m in NH & 3 of my offspring have wound up in Colorado. This is my first comic of the day….it’s gonna be a freakin’ awesome day!
HarryLime about 4 hours ago
When I was Wallace’s age I wanted to be a fire truck, not a firefighter, but the actual truck … bells, sirens and hoses, et all.
gozirra2 Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Great plan. Just keep track of the explosives if Amelia is around.
jschumaker about 3 hours ago
I’m surprised the strip wasn’t signed Will “Boom Baby” Henry.
Kroykali about 2 hours ago
Sterling wants this job too.
Bill Löhr Premium Member about 2 hours ago
I love the casual intimacy between Wallace and his dad in the last panel.
namleht about 2 hours ago
There are plenty of jobs for certified/licensed explosives experts..
307jevans Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Come to Wyoming instead Wallace I feel like you’d fit in better here.
rockyridge1977 about 2 hours ago
……nothing like a Plan B!!!!!
icababy16 Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Seems legit.
scyphi26 about 1 hour ago
The only drawback is, if one is doing their job right, they would hopefully not need to pull out the explosives any more than a mere couple of times throughout the whole season.
Otherwise, I could see Wallace doing such a job. Seems like the sort of job he’d enjoy doing, even without the “kids love explosions” angle.
RobertWright1 about 1 hour ago
Wallace, it’s good to have dreams but life will never be better if you leave Snug Harbor and the coast of R.I.
Dogtreat Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Gull speaks?!?
raybarb44 about 1 hour ago
Definitely sounds like fun but it is a lot of work to hone those skills, especially that wrestling with bear thing……
oish 42 minutes ago
Must have watched a broadcast of the old Jeremiah Johnson movie
Charles & Susan Premium Member 39 minutes ago
I did not know that the gull spoke!
kaystari Premium Member 29 minutes ago
And Sterling will be setting off explosions to cause avalanches, to make the skiing more challenging.
goboboyd 24 minutes ago
The bears will upset that you ‘avalanched’ them with snow last winter. All that noise and blocking the cave exit and all.
ars731 13 minutes ago
I always picture Wallace as an engineer or architect myself