Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 04, 2013

Don’t insult the rats!

I keep wondering,If a product is never tested on animals, how can I be sure that my pets won’t die if exposed to it?It’s Never Been Tested!Should I take the risk?

Ba da boom!

Besides, the USDA has no jurisdiction in I’d.

Some researchers prefer using lawyers to rats because, apparently, there are some things that rats won’t do.

I’m hoping some big-shot company R&D head doesn’t read this and go “Hey, that’s not a bad idea… not bad at all [Lightning cracks in the background]”

Agent 00Arse.

They were PETA activist before Wiz started his experiments.

If I was that inspector, I would exit stage left post-haste!!!

Is there a “rat” in there from “Pearls before Swine?” There should be!

As a member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals), may I suggest that we stop all animal experiments and use bureaucrats and politicians instead?

That’s the government. Protect animals, test meds on people.

Humans are animals. We belong to the animal kingdom.