Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 22, 2016

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 8 years ago

    thus words DID hurt Sir Rodney

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    William Pursell  almost 8 years ago

    OYE isn’t that against the Geneva Convention,or perhaps at least the Rules of Engagement on what weapons can be used? Arrows and spears, OK Battle Axes and all forms of catapults OK, But an Education??? That’s just unfair!

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    stuartj12  almost 8 years ago

    Look up the Johnny Carson Tonight Show clip of the thesaurus editors funeral gag

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    derdave969  almost 8 years ago

    As Mark Twain is reported to have quipped: I’d rather decline a drink than decline a German noun.

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    tom_wright  almost 8 years ago

    That’s one a them el-huge-o dinosaurs, ain’t it?

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 8 years ago

    We’d do something like that when I was in high school. Instead of “Push them back, push them back, waaaayy back” or “They’ve got the ball, so take it away”, we’d combine the cheer into something like “Repel them, repel them, make them relinquish the ball.” We thought it was funny, anyway.

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    King_Shark  almost 8 years ago

    “Surrender”? Not “Capitulate, yield, quit the field, grovel, abnegate”? I’m disappointed.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    I always wonder if a thesaurus is one of the textbooks used in learning the medical profession…

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    JastMe  almost 8 years ago

    The feline’s inquisitiveness was prodromic to its matutinal demise.

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    Howsomever, bethink oneself thus:

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    Assuagement engendered the aforementioned’s supervenient retrogression.

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    OK, Api, I was brief. I saw that much in there, whatever else you said. :)

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