Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2017

Waste not, want not.

Don’t let Scrooge McDuck hear about this trick.

Bit coins ?

Aye D.H.G., and so the people waste and the fink not only wants,but gets.

At least someone’s wish came true.

Unknowing voluntary taxation. Hmm. Not sure it can be voluntary if it’s unknowingly.

Aha, I knew it was a scam all along..!

That engineering and construction project cost more than the few coins he’ll take in.

Technology does have its uses.

Most governments clean wishing wells and fountains by hand but the result is the same.

Nice.

Must be a Democrat, always thinking of new ways to tax.

Who knew that the King was a Republican?

I never understood why people threw their money into wells and fountains. But then, people spend a lot more than that on cable each month. I don’t understand that either.

The Fink Strikes Again!!!