Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2017

Must have been made in China.

It works. But it only works once.

OYE?? Did,by any mischance, Rod have a hand in it’s construction? OR was the Ikea instructions in Dutch?

Ah. I see the problem. It went “Foing!”, not “Fatoing!”.

That will stick it to the kingdom of ID.

Check the manufacturer’s sticker on the bottom. Probably says, Made by ACME.

Canadian soft lumber.

Rodney is wondering who laid the log.

Foing! My new favorite word.

serendipity

Shades of the WWII experiment to use bats to carry fire starters to the enemy, and got loose at a US military base! Proved it would work. (Pre-PETA days)

Acme Industries indeed…

You’re fired!