Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 29, 2017

  1. Gentbear3b1a
    Gent  almost 7 years ago

    “Ok. Let me help you with that..”

    POOF !

    “AIEEEEEE! Help! Help! A giant spider!”

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  2. Loneranger100
    William Pursell  almost 7 years ago

    Oye the spider went with Bung to the pub. So now GENT we have a drunken Giant Spider! Thanks very much,Wiz.

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    catsrule411  almost 7 years ago

    So why did Blanche shrink?

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  4. Anim chromosomes
    chromosome Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I like to watch jumping spiders… when they walk, they seem to go from place to place without being anywhere in between.

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  5. Oldgeezerlittle1
    Numbnumb  almost 7 years ago

    I think the Wiz is going senile!

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    corpcasselbury  almost 7 years ago

    Why don’t you tell Shelob that her walk is goofy, Wiz? That should get real interesting with impressive speed.

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  7. Ray helvy
    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It occurs to me that my wife and I could have had this same conversation. She’s terrified by our little eight-legged friends. She doesn’t quite believe me that I’m not terrified, but she is glad I will safely return them to the Great Outdoors.P.S. She’s also afraid of moths, which I find incomprehensible, but amusing, except when she screams.

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    jbruins84341  about 6 years ago

    Time to cut off the Wiz.

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