Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 24, 2018

Yeah, that would be me. All that aggravation just to cram yourself into an uncomfortable seat with a large group of equally agitated humans. I would prefer to take a train or drive.

That helmet and that crown — they have to go.

Hahaha, hope they give him the full “royal treatment”!

Two years ago I went to Chicago. leaving O’hare, the entire domestic traffic all went through one of two desks, that’s TWO people for every domestic traveller and they wondered why they had back ups.

The Fink will have plenty of leg room, but he’ll need full-body liposuction to fit into the ever-shrinking seats. (How can anyone tolerate a flight in today’s coach seats?)

Notice that Rodney is not wearing his chain mail undies.. It’s going to be a good vacation..

Give him a cavity search. No telling what he as hiding up his nose.

“Ok, King Fink”, the TSA agent says, “bend over and touch your toes and I’ll show you where the wild goose goes!”

I haven’t flown since 1981. How much can the experience have changed?

Nowadays, I avoid flying whenever possible. Yesterday, I was reminded why. Do not take Metamucil in your carry on!!!

I love how he waited until they got to the airport before he answered the king’s question.