Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 19, 2018

My mother always liked the neck, too, or so she claimed (and she was also the only one who would eat the giblets!).

Make it difficult to know which head to chop off before you get ready to roast it. And yes I know you have to pluck it and other things too. But the head goes first.

You should try for a turkey with four legs for four drumsticks.

You wouldn’t be sending that to the gang over at B. C., are you, Wiz?

Find it funny that the animal rights – non-GMO crowd is all for “grown in the lab” meat.

ToFurkey’s have no giblets or necks. I used to enjoy those.

My reaction to this one was a facepalm.

CRISPR Genome edit a turkey with a spider, to get 8 drumsticks. Wonder what the side effects would be?

Go aHEAD, experiment.

So,will there be a Turkey neck sweater?

My favorite piece…and usually no one fights me for it!

Our submarine operated out of Rota, Spain. We called the chickens that we got there Rota Chickens because there seemed to be 10 wings to every one leg. Made jokes about how they hovered everywhere.

Wizard of mass turduckin.

Mmmmmmm, Franken-food

The neck…and bag of giblets hits the garbage can. Same with the popes nose.. disgusting appendage

Weird that GMOs are the topic of the day. Also at The Barn.

It’s a 5 head, two legged, big tail people pleaser!

Only 2 drumsticks? That’ll never fly.

Oh come on! This gag just screams for six legs and a drumstick joke…

My Mom and Aunt’s use to fight over them too.

why – there’s nothing there!

My mom sometimes wished she could buy a turkey with three legs because her three boys all wanted drumsticks. As the oldest, I was encouraged to learn the delights of the second joint.