Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 20, 2019

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 6 years ago

    “What does the vulture know I don’t know?”

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    jagedlo  almost 6 years ago

    “Vultures have to travel huge distances to find food and can travel over 150 km (100 mi) in a day at speeds greater than 100 km/hr (60 mph).”-from http://vulturesrock.com/quick-facts/

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    At least there weren’t tree old ladies stirring a cauldron and telling you your future like they did for the King of Scotland.

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    PMark  almost 6 years ago

    Am I the only one who thought of the “Food, glorious food!” sequence in “Ice Age, The Meltdown”?

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    Diat60  almost 6 years ago

    The vulture’s an optimist.

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    jpayne4040  almost 6 years ago

    He got a sign from above.

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    Stocky One  almost 6 years ago

    Your health’s fine, but you’re becoming an old buzzard!

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 6 years ago

    Perhaps Littlejohn was trying to use the Celtic pronunciation for the number Three—which is “tree”. Perhaps. ; )

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 6 years ago

    “… answer these questions three.”

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    blakerl  almost 6 years ago

    Vulture – “Patience my ass, I’m gonna kill something” " Rodney looks like a nice snack"

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Nah, your okay. Vultures seem to follow people with walking sticks and canes. However, it has been proven that they are attracted by scents. So perhaps a bath? No offense. Just saying.

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    Uncle Tim  almost 6 years ago

    Vultures circling over me? Happens all the time in summer, thankfully it’s January, and the vultures are down on the Gulf coast

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Or maybe you just smell like something dead and need a bath.

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    COL Crash  almost 6 years ago

    At least he recognized the sign for what it was.

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