Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 13, 2020

Cures everything but alcoholism??? (Smirk!)

Know your customer market….

Is hard lemonade as good as hard cider?

He forgot to put up the “Fink-endorsed” sign.

Offer what they want, not what they should want.

We could do with some of this here, in South Africa. The ban on alcohol was lifted after the first month of lockdown then about three later it was suddenly banned again without any warning. A lot of people have taken to making pineapple beer; lots of pineapples, bags of sugar and packets of yeast are carefully arranged at the supermarket entrance. :)

Improves vitamin C intake and attitude

Whatever works!

Know your market niche

just make sure Mike doesn’t hear about this!

Wiz drives a hard bargain!

This reminds me of the episode of the Waltons when Grandpa added some of the recipe to the lemonade the kids were selling. It sure increased sales.

Just a thought. But he is a wizard isn’t he. What else is in that “flask”? I am half expecting to start seeing people have rabbit ears and lizard tails pop up.

Looks more like absinthe

The wiz has fallen on hard times….

Hard lemonade? Need to get a water softener.

A refreshing drink is way better when it gives you a buzz.

Ah! The secret ingredient. I was once making a shake for a cop. When it was finished and had my touch, I always put a drop of syrup on top of the whipped cream, he said, “Now you DID spit in this, did you not?”

I replied, “Do you think I’d leave out an important ingredient?”

The proof is in the . . . punch?

Could be you’ll sell more.

disinfectant for the water. You can’t be to careful.