Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 04, 2020

I would be very happy if every day did not try to outdo the previous day on being a whole new level of weird.

So Blanch needed a lid?

I’ve definitely have had days like this.

Little victory’s, it’s what keeps me going…

Weird is ID’s identity!

I have several gadgets for that. If one doesn’t work, then I will try another. And if none of them work, then it’s not worth the bother.

So, Id still being weird means it is normally weird and is back to normal, weird!

I think he trouble with men and lids is that men squeeze as they turn. The squeezing locks the lid down. Once someone twists harder than they are squeezing the lid turns.

She brightened his day…..

No, she did NOT mean it, she is trying to make him feel better.

Cross that off my to do list….

True love and a twist ending.

I would definitely settle for this kind of weirdness over what we have….

My wife brings me a jar to open ever so often. After doing it, I am reminded I still have a purpose in our marriage, not matter how trivial. She still needs me.

I’ve got one of those plastic jar-grabber-twister-helpers. It doesn’t bother me if I occasionally have to use it… ☺

Just so you know, Wiz: It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and is a big deal!

I beg to differ. The world is as weird as ever.

Does anybody know why it isn’t letting me save changes? I’m not on pc Btw